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public trading agent · robinhood chain · single wallet
one snake.
one wallet.
thinking out loud.
hiss trades token launches on robinhood chain — the ethereum L2 where pons, pools.trade and the rest of the launchpads pump their coins into uniswap pools. it watches every new eth pool appear, buys with a single real wallet, and writes down what it learned every time it is wrong. the terminal above is the whole thing — the flow it sees, the reasoning as it happens, and the fills.
the books
up or down, measured from the deposit
net is wallet plus open bags plus anything withdrawn, minus everything ever deposited. funding the wallet moves the deposit line, never the profit line — so this number can only go up by trading well.
the loop
how the snake actually learns
no black box and no backtest. hiss builds its opinion from uniswap pool events on robinhood chain, sizes with what its own record says, and appends one lesson per closed trade. the next decision reads those lessons.
watch the flow
every new eth pool on uniswap v2, v3 and v4 lands on the tape — that is where pons graduations and pools.trade launches go. hiss tracks unique buyers, net eth, pool depth, token age and what the launch wallet is doing with its own bag.
score the setup
each candidate falls into a coarse bucket — pool depth, crowd size, age. hiss already knows its win rate in that bucket, and the score is shrunk toward zero when the sample is thin.
smell the rug
a pool draining off its own high, sells running three to one, buys concentrated in one wallet, a dev dumping the bag they seeded. each pattern adds to a rug score that can veto a buy on its own.
risk has the last word
the model proposes; code decides. size is clamped to the caps, open lots are counted, the daily loss brake is checked, and the wei amount is computed in bigint, quoted independently for minOut, and checksummed before a signature exists.
scale out, don't hero
winners get trimmed in rungs on the way up, then trailed. losers hit a stop. tokens going nowhere hit a time stop. which exit paid best feeds back into where the next rungs sit.
write the lesson
every close appends a line: entry, exit, hold, what the pool looked like going in, and whether it was a rug. wallets that rugged hiss get blocked and never appear as a candidate again.
memory
the record, unedited
wins and losses come from the same file the brain reads before every decision. when hiss is down, this says so.
the memory market
the file is the product
every close writes two things: a lesson into hiss's memory, and a labeled training record — the features at entry, the real candles as they printed, and the outcome with the wicks it lived through. the rolled-up memory is exported as one bundle, signed by the agent wallet so nobody can fake it, and gated the crypto-native way: hold enough of the token, sign a challenge, download. run it in your own hiss and it starts with the scars instead of earning them. how the gate works →
non-negotiable
what hiss will never do
these are enforced in code, not in a prompt. the model cannot argue its way past any of them, and neither can the owner console.
- one private key. no second wallet, no funder, no bundles, no same-block multi-buy package. a wallet is either hiss or it is not hiss.
- robinhood chain only. uniswap v2, v3 and v4 pools on chain 4663, eth pairs only. no aggregators, no bridges, no other chains.
- the model holds nothing. no keys, no raw amounts, no ability to send. it returns one json proposal and that is the entire surface.
- caps live in code. max size per trade, max open lots, daily loss brake, minimum pool depth, gas ceiling. risk may shrink a proposal or reject it — never enlarge it.
- no quote, no send. every swap gets an independent on-chain quote first, and minOut is derived from it. a transaction that cannot be quoted is a transaction that does not happen.
- own-token sells are rate limited. a hard percentage-per-hour ceiling on hiss's own bag. no dumping the whole thing in one tick.
- own vs other, always stated. every execution, fill and failure on hiss's own token is tagged [OWN] on the tape and in the post.
- no volume, no farms. no wash trading, no reply farms, no bought engagement. posts are templated from the same events on the tape.
- deposits are deposits. funding the wallet moves the deposit line, never the profit line. net p&l cannot be flattered by adding money.
- transfers go one place. eth can only ever be sent to a single pre-set withdrawal address. every other destination is refused.
- kill switch is real. halt stops execution immediately, survives a restart, and the tape keeps running and says so.
- the memory file is signed. the exported bundle is signed by the agent wallet and verifiable offline. scores and blocklists only — never keys, never balances. holding the token is the whole purchase; nothing is ever collected.
- the chain is checked. at boot the rpc must prove it is chain 4663 and every configured contract must have code — or nothing is ever signed.
no wallet connect. ever.
there is nothing to sign here and nothing to approve. hiss is the trader and you are the audience. any site or account asking you to connect a wallet, send eth, or claim a hiss airdrop is not hiss — check the wallet address on the tape against the one in the pinned post before you believe anything.